WEIRDEST CLEAN RADIO VERSIONS OF DIRTY LYRICS

Off the top of my head. Some of these are pretty ridiculous!
  1. "My Neck, My Back" by Khia. RADIO VERSION: "School is cool, gangs are wack / Lick my pussy, and my crack"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "My neck, my back / Lick my pussy, and my crack"
  2. "Play" by David Banner. RADIO VERSION: "Finger-fuck your pussy like you want some, girl"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "Finger-fuck your pussy like you want some, mom"
  3. "Jenny from the Block" by J-Lo. RADIO VERSION: "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got / I'm still I'm still Jenny from the block"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "Don't be fooled by the 9/11 Commission Report / I'm still I'm still convinced Tower 7 was a controlled demolition"
  4. "Screw You" by Cee-Lo Green. RADIO VERSION: "I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love / And I'm like, forget you"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love / And I'm like, screw you"
  5. "Area Codes" by Ludacris. RADIO VERSION: "I got pros / In different area codes"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "I write prose / In different area codes"
  6. "Gangnam Style" by Psy. RADIO VERSION: "Najeneun neomankeum tasaroun geureon sanai"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "Najeneun jil tasaroun geureon sanai"
  7. "Only" by Nicki Minaj. RADIO VERSION: "I never fucked Wayne / I never fucked Drake"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "I fucked Wayne / I fucked Drake / But at the same time / So they cancelled each other out"
  8. "Fuck All Radio Stations" by Taylor Swift. RADIO VERSION: "If you're a real member of T-Swift Nation / You'll support your local radio station"
    ORIGINAL VERSION: "If you're a real member of T-Swift Nation / You'll burn down your local radio station"
  9. "Buy War Bonds" by Bing Crosby. RADIO VERSION: "It's 1942 / And I have a job for you / It's the noblest thing you'll ever do / Buy war bonds without further ado"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "War bonds are lame / I have fame / [five minutes of scatting]"
  10. "Ballerz Anthem (Get Da Pu$$y)" by Raffi. RADIO VERSION: "Baby beluga in the deep blue sea / Swim so wild and swim so free"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "Get da pussy (What?) / Get da fuckin' pussy (Yeah!)"
  11. "Every Song, Probably" by The Grateful Dead or Phish or whatever. RADIO VERSION: I wouldn't know
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "Love is groovy / Drugs are groovy / Wood paneling is groovy"
  12. "Darling Nikki" by Prince. RADIO VERSION: "I knew a girl named Nikki / I guess you could say she was a real fiend / I met her in a hotel lobby / Sitting there reading a magazine"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "Prince Roger Nelson / Known by his mononym Prince / Is an American singer-songwriter / Multi-instrumentalist / And actor / From Minneapolis / Minnesota"
  13. "Blowin' in the Wind" by Bob Dylan. RADIO VERSION: "How many years can some people exist / Before they're allowed to be free?"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "[unintelligible]"
  14. "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles. RADIO VERSION: "I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend / If it makes you feel alright"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS "I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend / Paul is dead"
  15. "Fuckin' Problems" by A$AP Rocky feat. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar. RADIO VERSION: "I love bad bad / That's my that's my problem"
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "I love bad bitches / Paul is dead"
  16. "Post-Apocalyptic Fuck Jungle" by Jeremy Tramer. RADIO VERSION: N/A (hasn't made it on the radio yet 😔)
    ORIGINAL LYRICS: "Chillin in the jungle / I hope this orgy isn't something I bungle"