CHARACTERS FROM AGATHA CHRISTIE IN THE ORDER I WOULD BANG THEM
Goddam I love Agatha Christie
- •Ariadne OliverFlighty and fierce, so sure about everything and so wrong ALL THE TIME
- •Colonel RaceAutomatically behind anyone who behaves like a decent person. Rad dude.
- •Miss LemonI want Miss Lemon to run my life. She's cheeky and enthusiastic and loves filing. She just loves filling so damn much
- •Miss MarpleMiss Marple wears her doddery elderly ladyness like a costume, and then she FUCKS YOU UP. I adore her
- •Tommy and TuppenceBumbling Tommy. Badass Tuppence.
- •Superintendent BattleBattle is always cut out of the show and it is a TRAVESTY
- •GeorgePretty sure George is the real genius behind Poirot, tbh
- •Chief Inspector JappYep
- •Parker PyneA retired statistician who sets up a business that makes people happy! Yes!
- •Hercule PoirotThe best of all the geniuses
- •Captain HastingsUrgh, he's just always around