CHARACTERS FROM AGATHA CHRISTIE IN THE ORDER I WOULD BANG THEM

Goddam I love Agatha Christie
  1. Ariadne Oliver
    Flighty and fierce, so sure about everything and so wrong ALL THE TIME
  2. Colonel Race
    Automatically behind anyone who behaves like a decent person. Rad dude.
  3. Miss Lemon
    I want Miss Lemon to run my life. She's cheeky and enthusiastic and loves filing. She just loves filling so damn much
  4. Miss Marple
    Miss Marple wears her doddery elderly ladyness like a costume, and then she FUCKS YOU UP. I adore her
  5. Tommy and Tuppence
    Bumbling Tommy. Badass Tuppence.
  6. Superintendent Battle
    Battle is always cut out of the show and it is a TRAVESTY
  7. George
    Pretty sure George is the real genius behind Poirot, tbh
  8. Chief Inspector Japp
    Yep
  9. Parker Pyne
    A retired statistician who sets up a business that makes people happy! Yes!
  10. Hercule Poirot
    The best of all the geniuses
  11. Captain Hastings
    Urgh, he's just always around