My Organs, Ranked by How Much I'd Like them to be Donated to Someone Someday

None of this is based on scientific fact so don't even.
  1. 1.
    Eyes
    Hell yeah! My eyes are and always will be my best feature and I'd love for someone else to enjoy lookin' through 'em.
  2. 2.
    Ears
    I have an extensive, eclectic taste in music and I'm a good listener
  3. 3.
    Tongue
    This is gross but I like to think I have a developed palette and I'm always willing to try new flavor combinations. I was also the best at pronunciation in my French class. someone else should be able to taste and speak the way I do.
  4. 4.
    Heart
    Literally fairly healthy, figuratively I have a large capacity for love.
  5. 5.
    Teeth
    Nice 'n strong, straight, and white. Cavity-less.
  6. 6.
    Spinal Cord
    I stretch a lot. Sure!
  7. 7.
    Liver
    Healthy. I've never been a heavy drinker
  8. 8.
    Pancreas
    Family history of diabetesđŸ˜•
  9. 9.
    Lungs
    I smoke too much
  10. 10.
    Brain
    Nah. Pretty sure it could only take one lifetime.
  11. 11.
    Skin
    I'd doom only my worst enemies with my pale, easily burned, easily irritated skin