My Organs, Ranked by How Much I'd Like them to be Donated to Someone Someday
None of this is based on scientific fact so don't even.
- 1.EyesHell yeah! My eyes are and always will be my best feature and I'd love for someone else to enjoy lookin' through 'em.
- 2.EarsI have an extensive, eclectic taste in music and I'm a good listener
- 3.TongueThis is gross but I like to think I have a developed palette and I'm always willing to try new flavor combinations. I was also the best at pronunciation in my French class. someone else should be able to taste and speak the way I do.
- 4.HeartLiterally fairly healthy, figuratively I have a large capacity for love.
- 5.TeethNice 'n strong, straight, and white. Cavity-less.
- 6.Spinal CordI stretch a lot. Sure!
- 7.LiverHealthy. I've never been a heavy drinker
- 8.PancreasFamily history of diabetes😕
- 9.LungsI smoke too much
- 10.BrainNah. Pretty sure it could only take one lifetime.
- 11.SkinI'd doom only my worst enemies with my pale, easily burned, easily irritated skin