1. Time is wibbly, wobbly, time-y, whime-y stuff.
  2. Never turn your back on an angel statue of any kind. I mean NEVER.
  3. Bow ties and fezzes are cool.
  4. There's a rift in Wales, should you ever need to refuel.
  5. Under no circumstances should you ever visit London during the Christmas season.
  6. Fob watches can contain true/hidden identities.
  7. Things can be bigger on the inside.
  8. A wedding (or impending) day exponentially increases your odds of meeting The Doctor.
  9. Everything is made better when a little more sonic-y.
  10. Having a swimming pool in one's library is a perfectly normal thing.
  11. Anthropomorphic fat is ridiculously cute.
  12. Beware of robot Santas and Christmas trees in general.
  13. Thanks to The Doctor we've all been killers since July 1969.
  14. In the right context a plunger and whisk can be terrifying.
  15. When someone grabs your hand and tells you to 'Run', you MOVE!