Band Names That Sound Like Venereal Diseases

I'm sorry sir/madam, but you have a serious case of:
  1. The Clash - you should go
  2. The Bee Gees - you won't be staying alive much longer
  3. Buckcherry - you let your chuckberry go untreated for too long and it mutated
  4. Maroon 5 - Jagger has it too
  5. The Bangles - it's going to feel like an eternal flame in your groin
  6. Hoobastank - it's kind of obvious, don't you think?