Thoughts While Waiting at Airport Baggage Claim

  1. Can I get arrested for taking a ride?
  2. Why do so many people have bags that look just like mine?
  3. I'm tired of waiting, I should just grab a random bag and go.
  4. I bet mine will be the last one out.
  5. Oh shit did they lose my bag?
  6. Finally!
  7. I need to make a list about this.