LESSER KNOWN FACTS SURROUNDING THE DEATH OF MR. EARLY WORM
- •After the birth of his third child, there was more financial pressure on Mr. Early Worm’s family. He switched to the slightly more lucrative night shift at the dock, abandoning the evening woodworking class he'd grown to love. Mr. Early Worm was actually on his way home at the time of his murder.
- •Mr. Early Worm’s wallet was found at the scene. The contents were intact, signifying that Early Bird’s intent was to kill, not to rob. A box of chocolate croissants was also found. Mr. Early Worm was most likely bringing a surprise breakfast back to his family.
- •Eyewitnesses place Early Bird at a few bars in the early morning hours before the murder. Early Bird has a history of violent racism, but he’s never been charged. It’s important to note that both his father and grandfather work for local law enforcement.