PERSON WHO DOESN'T REALLY GET THE "I LIKE MY (WO)MEN, LIKE I LIKE MY _____" PHRASE

  1. I like my men like I like my milk. 1% fat and black.
  2. I like my women like I like my cars. Fast, German, and has that little knob to control your iTunes with.
  3. I like my women like I like my music. Loud and in an environment where I can see a few bands the same day, like Coachella.
  4. I like my men like I like my calendar. Empty. Well, maybe just for birthdays.
  5. I like my men like I like my pavement. Hard, smooth, and doesn't have those little loose gravelly bits that hurt your feet when you're barefoot.
  6. I like my women like I like my boss. Won't always look at me as their subordinate even if I prove, through hard work, that I'm capable of the next step.
  7. I like my men like I like my movies. Short, to the point, and has one of those bonus scenes after the credits like Marvel always does.
  8. I like my women like I like my lights. Bright, doesn't take up too much energy, and hung from the ceiling.