WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    Horse
    Yes. yes I know. I know! My mom and I used to watch the Lone Ranger a lot when I was little and I always thought Silver was the coolest part.
  2. 2.
    Cowboy
    okay, so I had to learn That being a horse was not in the cards for me. Therefore, The Lone Ranger himself was a suitable replacement.
  3. 3.
    Doctor
    I'm pretty sure this one lasted about 4 days. And was only a thought because I was a boy in the early 90's and mom and dad had to give it the good ol' college try.
  4. 4.
    Lawyer
    So when my parents found out they wouldn't be having a doctor in the family they tried the next best thing. This one lasted awhile. I was 10, wanted lots of money, and was told that Lawyers get to argue and talk back to people all day. I was great and talking back to my parents at 10. Up until I was 16 Lawyer was the only option.
  5. 5.
    Pastor
    Went to Mexico, played with kids, sang "how he loves us" a million times, and went to a mega church where pastors were more like celebrities. It was a given, I had to become a pastor. It was the cool thing to do.
  6. 6.
    Business consultant
    Okay so I found out not all pastors make close to 6 figures and own three top end luxury sedans. On to the next one. Business consultant seemed to make sense. I would help failing companies find success, and new ones find their first dollar. They would NEED me. And I NEEDED my ego fed.
  7. 7.
    Sales
    So most business consultants have degrees. And I was not in college. Cool, I'm an outgoing guy in my 20's who dresses well. Sales was a perfect fit.
  8. 8.
    Now? Now what do I want be when I grow up?
    5. I want to be 5 damn it.