THINGS MY MOTHER HAS TOLD ME TO DO THAT I HAVE STILL YET TO DO

  1. Clean my room
  2. Do my laundry
  3. Try the gym
  4. Limit my cheese intake
  5. Find a nice Jewish boy to marry
  6. Avoid eating shellfish
  7. Stop using online shopping as a solution to all my problems
  8. Wash behind my ears
  9. Be better