Thoughts While Waiting for the N Train

I've just finished my shift at work and am commuting home. This involves taking the 1 train downtown to Times Square and transferring to an uptown/Queens bound N train. Simple enough, right?
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    WRONG.
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    LOOK AT THIS SHIT
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    Well this is unfortunate as all hell.
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    "Take the 7 to Queensboro Plaza where N trains are available."
    HAHAHAHAHA yeah riGHT BUDDY. The 7 train is hell.
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    So apparently I should leave?
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    But wait, there's a bunch of other people waiting here for the N, too.
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    Do they know something I don't?
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    Or are they all having mild crises as well????
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    Oh.
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    Nope.
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    They're waiting for a different train.
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    Fuck.
    The R train is here. This platform is a lot emptier.
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    But there's some people here?
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    New solution.
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    Hello Citymapper. What's the deal?
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    So this app is telling me the train arrives at 12:09.
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    It's only 12:03. I could wait that out.
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    But what if it's wrong?
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    What if I'm wasting these six minutes?
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    What if there's a damned 7 train arriving now on another platform?
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    Could I be well on my way home already?
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    Wow these are a long fucking six minutes.
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    It's probably 12:09 by now.
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    Nope.
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    Cool👌🏼
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    I'm fine. Think about something else.
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    There's steak at home. Did I remember to take it out to defrost before I left today?
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    Shit. Yknow what?
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    I did not.
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    Well. 12:09 yet?
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    ✌🏼️😒
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    I wonder what Paul Rudd is doing right now.
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    He's probably having a better night than I am.
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    This is a fun picture of him.
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    Ha.
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    Damn.
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    Hey friend what's up?
    Such a conversational pose. He looks like he wants to talk awhile.
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    Wouldn't it be cool if Paul Rudd was on this train? That'd make this worth it, totally.
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    I bet Paul Rudd is the ultimate bro.
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    Oh man
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    Oh mannnn
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    Oh maaaAANNNN
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    I bet Paul Rudd is on this train.
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    The universe kinda owes me one.
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    I didn't win the Powerball but I won a train ride home with the ultimate bro!
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    Uh oh. 😑
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    Well. A few more minutes. Could just be late.
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    But the 7 train...
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    Paul Rudd isn't on the 7 train. Focus, John. Eyes on the prize.
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    The prize being a commute back to Queens with Paul Rudd.
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    How did this become a thing again?
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    OH MY GOD
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    😭😭😭😭
    Hello you beautiful hunk of metal
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    I've made it
    My elated face.
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    Time to find Paul Rudd!
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    Paul Rudd isn't here.
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    I kinda thought he might be. 🤔
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    Maybe next time.
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    I wonder if he's on the 7 train...?