1. The dinosaur skeleton goes in the foyer
  2. The moat shall be filled with guard flamingos, and not the cheap ones. The good ones.
  3. A light up jumbo sized plastic Nike of Samothrace with a powerful timed strobe light resting inside, set to a marble base, for a classical touch
  4. Silken banners that tell stories of victory and persistence hang from the rafters
  5. The roof is constructed from the wreckage of battleships
  6. Wild dogs roam the grounds