- •The dinosaur skeleton goes in the foyer
- •The moat shall be filled with guard flamingos, and not the cheap ones. The good ones.
- •A light up jumbo sized plastic Nike of Samothrace with a powerful timed strobe light resting inside, set to a marble base, for a classical touch
- •Silken banners that tell stories of victory and persistence hang from the rafters
- •The roof is constructed from the wreckage of battleships
- •Wild dogs roam the grounds