RESPONSES WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT IM FROM CALABASAS
This is usually why I just say "way north LA"
- •"Where?""Kinda the valley"
- •"I've always wanted to go to California to visit Calabasas!""Why..." Calabasas is all residential and is not and never will be a decent tourist attraction.
- •Oh what do your parents do?"Doesn't matter-- we aren't millionaires."
- •Do you know the Kardashians?"Do not mention the K's around me."
- •Are you neighbors with the Kardashians?"Who?"
- •Did you go to school with the Jenners?
- •"Didn't Bieber wreck some shit there?"Lots of shit.
- •You don't seem like you're from Calabasas."I know"