RESPONSES WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT IM FROM CALABASAS

This is usually why I just say "way north LA"
  1. "Where?"
    "Kinda the valley"
  2. "I've always wanted to go to California to visit Calabasas!"
    "Why..." Calabasas is all residential and is not and never will be a decent tourist attraction.
  3. Oh what do your parents do?
    "Doesn't matter-- we aren't millionaires."
  4. Do you know the Kardashians?
    "Do not mention the K's around me."
  5. Are you neighbors with the Kardashians?
    "Who?"
  6. Did you go to school with the Jenners?
  7. "Didn't Bieber wreck some shit there?"
    Lots of shit.
  8. You don't seem like you're from Calabasas.
    "I know"