THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE COLLEGE PARTY GOING ON NEXT DOOR AFTER MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT

  1. Are you smoking? It's the 21st century. You can't do that anymore.
  2. Did he really just do that? He always does that. He literally does that at every party. He sucks.
  3. She needs to pop that ass.
  4. Yeah! By Usher
  5. That looks like my wiener. BUT SMALLLLLER
  6. Drink some more John. Drink some more.
  7. It's a tradition! I get drunk and then I call you. So, hiiiiiiii!
  8. Are y'all kissing right now? You could have warned me!
  9. Hey guys, I'm not tying to brag over here but I built that fire and its Eagle Scout levels
  10. I don't want a bunch of weed in my house. I mean I smoke it but...