EVAN HATES AND THEN LOVES APPLES. A STORY IN PHOTOS.
Spoiler alert: all babies love apples.
- •Evan is my baby. He trusts me and will eat whatever I give him. This blows my mind. Here is his first bite of apple.It's Rosh Hashanah! Happy Jew Year!
- •Evan says, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!?"
- •Evan says, "ack, it's still in my mouth! Get it out, get it out!"
- •Evan says, "no, seriously, I'm trying but I can't get it out!"
- •Mommy says, "how about we try this together?"
- •Evan says, "wow! Apples are delicious! But where the fuck am I and why do you keep taking pictures? And what's an apple and who's Evan?"