1. FX Now's "Random Simpsons Episode" Button
  2. Cafe 101's shitty diner coffee
  3. Anything Chris Messina does
  4. Brandon Flowers' new album
  5. People who talk like Aaron Sorkin characters
  6. JR Smith's Instagram account
  7. Women who smoke but talk about wanting to quit
  8. Women who are smarter than me
  9. Women with giant ambition
  10. Black tar heroin