Better Titles for "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2"
Seriously?! That's the title. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?" That's so boring. Off the top of my head...
- •Paul Blart 2: Home Is Where The Blart IsPaul has become a giant star as a result of the events of Blart 1 and is now a giant asshole. He must remember what got him there in the first place. Mall copping.
- •Paul Blart 2: The Blarter They FallPaul discovers the fat cats who own the mall are also the biggest drug dealers in town and has to bring them down from inside.
- •Paul Blart 2: The Blarty BoysThis would be great if they got Bobby Moynihan to play his no good, lazy, deadblart brother.
- •Paul Blart 2: Deep In The Blart Of TexasPaul's wife (does Paul have a wife? If not, he does now!) is kidnapped and is being held hostage in a new mega mall in The Lonestar state.