1. Why don't you just be a sportswriter?
  2. Have you thought about law school?
  3. Do you miss BuzzFeed?
    My parents don't seem sold on the whole "TV writing" thing.
  4. You're not asking for money, are you?
    Note: I have never asked my parents for money.
  5. It's snowing here. Is it snowing there too?
    I live in Los Angeles.
  6. So what time is it there?
    I'm relatively sure they don't know where I live and are trying to figure it out from context clues.
  7. Would you ever think about moving back to Ohio?
    They DO know where I DON'T live. And they don't like it.