These all happened and were embarrassing.
- •Pretending in a job interview to have read a book I hadn't read and having the person who would not be my boss ask one too many follow up questions.
- •Clogging a toilet at my college girlfriend's grandmother's funeral.it was my first time using baby wipes as an adult. I didn't know they weren't flushable.
- •Seeing the Rent movie at midnight... And again the next day.It took me a while to realize it was bad but I knew even then I should be embarrassed.
- •Having a date fall apart when I agreed to do karaoke at the bar we were at, only to be so terrible that she was embarrassed rather than impressed by my moxie.
- •Using the word "moxie" just then.
- •Pairing my iPad to the wrong Apple TV and accidentally streaming porn to the living room TV where my roommate had people over.
- •Telling all you fine people these stories.