JUST TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY, LETS TALK ABOUT MY MIDDLE NAME
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- •My parents, Woulden and Shew, named me Jack. That's cool.
- •But then the saddled me with the middle name of In The, which is really two middle names. That's dumb.
- •What's worse? I cannot stand surprises.
- •Do I like my first name?
- •Do I like my middle name?