1. Smoke a Camel Crush on your back porch step while listening to "Daydream Nation" by Sonic Youth through your $7 Sony Headphones.
  2. Open your living room blinds to let a scant amount of natural light into your house. Go on Facebook and realize Humans of New York has no relevance in your life.
  3. Drive to Tacoma Boys and by a 22oz IPA that was made in Portland.
  4. Eat some cheese samples at Metropolitan Market while browsing the prices of truffles. Remind yourself why you are in college.
  5. Red Robin has a decent tap beer selection.