AN ENGLISH MAJOR IN A BUSINESS CLASS

The lost semester
  1. You will bring a double espresso to class while everyone around you is drinking blue Powerade
  2. During group work, you will have little to say about Steph Curry and a lot to say about The Awl
  3. You will be the only person in class wearing black 501s and a tucked in shirt
  4. You only wanted to major in business after a dramatic misreading of "American Psycho"
  5. You expect people to be into Mad Men, but instead they are into GoT
  6. The frat boys are very reluctant to talk about Joe Swanberg or Sofia Coppola. A mention of the Bechdel test means little to them
  7. You will learn that a corporate brand and a personal brand don't always overlap