ONE THING ABOUT SOME OF MY EXES

  1. 1.
    Your mother made really good rice pudding. This was one of the more redeeming aspects of our relationship
  2. 2.
    You nearly bailed on a date because you had a youth group meeting
  3. 3.
    We retaliated post-breakup by writing/publishing incriminating poems about each other in campus publications
  4. 4.
    The only time I've ever been to an electronic music concert was with you
  5. 5.
    We both had "Dinosaur Jr." in our Tinder bios
  6. 6.
    I have the fake ID subreddit to thank for our two month tryst