THINGS IN MY COLLEGE FRIDGE

  1. Truffle brie
    Actually might be champignon brie, the label has been bunched up
  2. Locally sourced fig and onion jam
    Hints of cracked pepper
  3. Four bottles out of a six pack of Red Hook IPA
  4. Two brioche hamburger buns
    Left over from two weeks ago; edibility is questionable
  5. Eggs
    Brown
  6. Old Town sourdough toast
    Half a loaf
  7. A random twenty four pack of Rainier Beer
    I did not buy
  8. Fage low fat plain yogurt
  9. Land O'Lakes Spreadable Butter
    With olive oil