BIRTHDAY NOTIFICATIONS, RANKED

Happy birthday. @ltraub
  1. The list app
    Obv
  2. Phone call from bae
  3. Picstich on Facebook
  4. Text with more than just hbd
  5. 7 dozen fb posts from friends/acquaintances
  6. Text from a friend, just hbd
  7. Eye doctor/high school postcard
  8. Email spam from a store
    With a coupon
  9. Getting hit by a car
  10. Email from a nonprofit