1. Perch Perkins
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    Always keeps Bikini Bottom in the know
  2. Miss Shell
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    She ain't afraid of no ghost
  3. Lou
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    He seems like he just want to sell food to make people (or fish) happy
  4. Judy
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    She's kinda a mean girl, but I think deep down she wants to be nice
  5. This guy
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    He isn't phased by underwear in his face
  6. Dr. Gill Gilliam
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    SDE and SE
  7. Charles
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    He looks like he's been shipwrecked a few times. And lived to tell the tale
  8. Frank
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    Wants to be as brave as Larry but is secretly a teddy bear on the inside
  9. Shubie
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    She's a fish wearing a bathing suit!
  10. Sometimes Harold, sometimes Bill
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    Sometimes starts a riot, sometimes just wants a krabby patty, usually ill-tempered. Plus, rocks those red shorts
  11. Nancy
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    Killin' it with that yellow dress and bob
  12. Octavius Rex
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    Long, tan, and handsome
  13. Tom
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    If I took 3 days to make anything, I'd be salty too. Also loves "CHOCOLATE"
  14. And last but not least, Fred
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    "My leg!"