1. Watch Hocus Pocus
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  2. Watch Halloweentown. Maybe even the second but don't bother with any of the others
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  3. Get candy you say you'll pass out to kiddos but secretly hope none show up so you can have it all yourself
  4. Maybe throw on some Harry Potter
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  5. Drool over glorious Halloween themed overpriced niche desserts like doughnuts
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  6. Now look up a ton of pumpkin recipes and promise yourself one day you'll be adult enough to make them
  7. Same goes for intricate fall decorations
  8. Good job, celebrate with some Addams Family
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  9. Repeat