How to throw a successful super bowl party

Because it's never too early to start preparing
  1. 1.
    Acquire queso
    Doesn't matter if it's homemade or not, who cares. It's queso
  2. 2.
    Acquire your body weight in chips
    Doritos, Fritos, tortilla, THE WORKS
  3. 3.
    Beer
    Who cares what kind? Today is not a day for discussing the finer points of this craft beer
  4. 4.
    Guacamole
    While we still can
  5. 5.
    Fried cheese things
    The less you can tell it's cheese, the better
  6. 6.
    Nachos
    Nachos should be a flowin'
  7. 7.
    Turn on the game
    Make sure everyone is good and comfy
  8. 8.
    And immediately change the channel to the Puppy Bowl
    ENJOY