How to throw a successful super bowl party

Because it's never too early to start preparing
  1. 1.
    Acquire queso
    Doesn't matter if it's homemade or not, who cares. It's queso
  2. 2.
    Acquire your body weight in chips
    Doritos, Fritos, tortilla, THE WORKS
  3. 3.
    Who cares what kind? Today is not a day for discussing the finer points of this craft beer
  4. 4.
    While we still can
  5. 5.
    Fried cheese things
    The less you can tell it's cheese, the better
  6. 6.
    Nachos should be a flowin'
  7. 7.
    Turn on the game
    Make sure everyone is good and comfy
  8. 8.
    And immediately change the channel to the Puppy Bowl