Things I do that my boyfriend hates
Inspired by @bsizzle33
- •Sit on himWhy sit on the couch when I can sit on him?
- •My gremlin noiseI like to get up really close and pretend I'm going to kiss him only to switch it with this weird gremlin noise that's growly and scratchy
- •Joke about him sending dick picsHe would never and I don't want them but it's fun to make him uncomfortable
- •Jab and poke him instead of ticklingWay more fun
- •Lick him
- •Incessantly ask him questionsWould you still love me if I turned into a dog? How many tacos is too many tacos? What happens if I put my tongue on this frozen pole, would it be like "A Christmas Story"?
- •Regularly declare that "I'm hungry"Every. Five. Minutes