Things I'm guaranteed when I fly

  1. A seat incapable of leaning back
  2. A front row seat to a couple fighting
  3. Getting too hot in the middle of the flight then getting too cold 47 minutes later
  4. Getting motion sick from reading but refusing to stop
  5. Snacks
  6. Being unable to open said snacks
  7. Creating awkward encounters when attempting to use the restroom
  8. Wishing I could've brought my cat along
  9. Hunger 23 minutes after takeoff