Things I've said to my cat that could also apply to drunk people

  1. Now is the time for sleeping!
  2. I already fed you, you're fine
  3. I don't like it when you climb on me
  4. I don't understand what you want right now
  5. Why must you jump onto my bladder!
  6. I would like to wear that right now, can I have it back?
  7. I know, I love you the very most too
  8. You do know we have company, don't you?
  9. I'm going to head out for a bit now, are you going to be ok by yourself?
  10. What could you possibly need right now? You've been fed, you've had water, you've had a nap!
  11. No that's my food, not yours