Why Great British Bake Off is the greatest show
EVER. In the US it's technically Great British Baking Show but whateves
- 1.Mary Berry's floralsGirl werks it
- 2.Mel and Sue
- 3.They say "soggy bottom"C'mon that's amazing!
- 4.Everyone wants everyone to succeedThey're so lovely all the time
- 5.They wear tons of stripesLook at that coordination. Look at that love
- 6.Everyone gets to go home in between challengesAnd they can sleep and don't have to be away from their families and be in each other's faces at all times
- 7.Everything is a god damn masterpiece
- 8.They bake in a tentWhich seems impractical I know. I don't understand it either. But it's very whimsical all the same
- 9.WHO DOESN'T LIKE BAKING
- 10.Paul's an assholeFuck you Paul. You look like Guy Fieri's uncle
- 11.Every contestant is the greatest
- 12.And none are professional bakers!
- 13.Just so lovely!