Why Great British Bake Off is the greatest show

EVER. In the US it's technically Great British Baking Show but whateves
  1. 1.
    Mary Berry's florals
    Girl werks it
  2. 2.
    Mel and Sue
  3. 3.
    They say "soggy bottom"
    C'mon that's amazing!
  4. 4.
    Everyone wants everyone to succeed
    They're so lovely all the time
  5. 5.
    They wear tons of stripes
    Look at that coordination. Look at that love
  6. 6.
    Everyone gets to go home in between challenges
    And they can sleep and don't have to be away from their families and be in each other's faces at all times
  7. 7.
    Everything is a god damn masterpiece
  8. 8.
    They bake in a tent
    Which seems impractical I know. I don't understand it either. But it's very whimsical all the same
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  10. 10.
    Paul's an asshole
    Fuck you Paul. You look like Guy Fieri's uncle
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    Every contestant is the greatest
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    And none are professional bakers!
  13. 13.
    Just so lovely!