Why Great British Bake Off is the greatest show
EVER. In the US it's technically Great British Baking Show but whateves
- •Mary Berry's floralsGirl werks it
- •Mel and Sue
- •They say "soggy bottom"C'mon that's amazing!
- •Everyone wants everyone to succeedThey're so lovely all the time
- •They wear tons of stripesLook at that coordination. Look at that love
- •Everyone gets to go home in between challengesAnd they can sleep and don't have to be away from their families and be in each other's faces at all times
- •Everything is a god damn masterpiece
- •They bake in a tentWhich seems impractical I know. I don't understand it either. But it's very whimsical all the same
- •WHO DOESN'T LIKE BAKING
- •Paul's an assholeFuck you Paul. You look like Guy Fieri's uncle
- •Every contestant is the greatest
- •And none are professional bakers!
- •Just so lovely!