1. If you're doing your hair and makeup in the last available spot in a parking lot.... Please leave and let someone take your spot
  2. Drive in your lane! What a new concept!
  3. Probably not a good idea to have your brights on
  4. Be brave and go two at a time during those left turns
  5. Please don't drive under the speed limit- ain't nobody got time for that
  6. Please stop driving