MY FIRST HOOKER TO DO LIST

Things a hooker should be doing, I guess.
  1. 1.
    Channel my inner Joanne and leave a letter at the apartments of all my regulars aka steal them from my fucking scoundrel booker
  2. 2.
    Save up 5k for Bilbao and Lisbon trip
    Christmas and NYE are going to rock this year šŸ™„
  3. 3.
    Get my first NYE kiss ever and get fucked properly while abroad šŸ’‹šŸ‘šŸ†šŸ’¦
  4. 4.
    Mail fun face masks to hooker friend who is giving me her pre-titty job AP lingerie as thanks!šŸ¤“
  5. 5.
    Grow my two sad nub nails out
  6. 6.
    Invest in a nice vibrator
    Look at that clever 80s allusion to female masturbation! I'm ready for Jeopardy!
  7. 7.
    Try more anal
    Always poo-free, of course.
  8. 8.
    Minimum of 10k in the bank by the time I leave for vacation in December šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°
    Also look into Credit Unions while I'm at it because CHASE, YOU HAVE SHIT INTEREST RATE.
  9. 9.
    Finish and hard launch website and put up 2 ads by second week of September.
  10. 10.
    Arrangements for when best friend arrives end of September (book Plaza Hotel for photoshoot, hire photo retoucher, make general itinerary, and set up my bedroom).