Photos On My Phone That Accurately Depict My Aesthetic

  1. The Snapchat caption was "Wake tf up"
  2. Not pictured: the one I ate on the way home from the bagel store
  3. I am both anal retentive and anal expulsive according to Freud
  4. TBT to the time I took a drunk dump while naked on the beach
  5. Shoving gravy into myself
  6. My life is in shambles