THINGS I DO AT WORK TO AVOID DOING WORK
- •Drink lots of water.This means taking convenient bathroom breaks when something needs to be done.
- •Take bathroom breaks.If I haven't been drinking enough water, I'll just sit on the floor.
- •Go to the water coolerAdd coughing for a sense of urgency.
- •Send a fax to a bogus number.What takes longer than sending a fax? Sending the same one over and over again.
- •Turn down the thermostat.I hate being cold. Good thing I always have a sweater in my car. Which is parked "very far away."
- •LeaveWhen all else fails, just go.