EMPLOYMENT RISKS OF A LION TAMER

  1. Splinters from wielding a wooden stool
  2. Accidental self-whipping
  3. Unsightly tan from many-pocketed vest
  4. Burns from backing into flaming rings
  5. Waking up from nap covered in clown make-up
  6. Pith helmet hair
  7. Being mauled and/or eaten by lions