1. Behind the couch
  2. In the trash
  3. Under the rug
  4. In a toy car stuffed inside a backpack left in the stroller
  5. In the dog food bowl
  6. Buried in the garden
  7. In your pocket
  8. In the diaper bin
  9. In a diaper
  10. In the freezer
  11. In the shoes you left by the front door
  12. In the garbage disposal
  13. Exactly where you left them * (highly unlikely - unless it's the last place you look)