THINGS THAT KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT

  1. are hotdogs sandwiches?
  2. what if timezones didn't exist?
  3. are snails bugs?
  4. is Shrek real?
  5. who do centaurs root for at a rodeo?
  6. are tacos sandwiches?
  7. butts?
  8. is the Cat in the Hat actually a human in a costume?
  9. would dolphins grow mustaches if they could?
  10. giant ATM machines?
  11. would Scooby Doo and Astro from the Jetsons be friends or would they have nothing in common because of the time period difference?