Twitter Accounts That I Have Pondered Starting...

  1. Typical Customer Service Bot
    Pinned Tweet: "Have you tried turning it off an on?"
  2. Dad Jokes
    Pinned Tweet: "What time did the man go to the dentist?" "Tooth-hurty"
  3. Dad Lyrics
    Pinned Tweet: "Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight. I love cheap drills!"