You know those older women we love on TV who are so deliciously cutting in what they say?
  1. Dowager Countess- Downton Abbey.
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    The queen of seriously good lines. “Last night, he looked so well. Of course it would happen to a foreigner. No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else’s house.” - On the death of Turkish diplomat Kemal Pamuk while visiting the Abbey.
  2. Grandma Tyrell - Game of Thrones
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    A withering look from her is sufficient. "I wonder if you are the worst person I've ever met?" She said this to Cersei. Boom.
  3. Madea
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    I'll take the prison for 200. I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell, fightin' for my virginity than sitting here dealing this this"
  4. Golden Girls
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    "Go to sleep sweetheart and pray for brains"
  5. Susan Sarandon
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    Strictly speaking- not TV but she gives to to Piers Morgan good. Be gone with your bullshit PM!