This #PokemonGoUK rookie has questions. Send help.

So many questions.
  1. 1.
    #PokemonGO- Where is the fucking AFRO hair option?
    How the hell am I supposed to be badass if my hair doesn't feel right? It's 2016 why are we having this conversation?
  2. 2.
    How do you kill the #PokemonGo wildlife?
    I'm in level four just from taking an Uber from Brixton to East London by grabbing lots of balls & eggs and killing some of the wildlife. Killed a bird, turtle-like thingy, a vegetable. When I say 'killed' I'm not sure how cause I just press the screen loads & move the ball thingy round. Help with this needed.
  3. 3.
    What is a curveball and what currency is XP?
    All I know is that I have thrown myself a fucking curveball by volunteering to get out of bed to go buy milk on a SATURDAY morning just so I can get some more Pokemon eggs & weapons.
  4. 4.
    What does CP mean and what do I do with my 9 eggs?
    Except of course making a gigantic omelette?
  5. 5.
    If a registered via Google, does it now know EVERYTHING about me? Seriously worried about the data - records, retention, safety the works.
  6. 6.
    I'm in Level Four and apparently I have to pick a team in Level 5 to go to the gym and I am WORRIED 😬
    I've been in Red House all through school but I need to make an informed decision- help. Also not a huge fan of group exercise. Also if I don't like the gym can I cancel my membership?
  7. 7.
    AS I WAS TYPING THIS A ZUBAT JUST FLEW INTO MY ROOM AND I KILLED IT!!!!
    Please I really need help with this. What does the power up button do? What about the evolve button? Like why would I want to power up something I just killed? Surely what I want to do is to power myself up and evolve- I mean am already on 1/2 a litre of water first thing in the morning, sunscreen everyday and yoga so I am working hard at this. Seriously though- what do those buttons mean?
  8. 8.
    Behaviour patterns.
    I just offered to get out of bed early on a Saturday morning (WTF) to go buy milk so I can slay some East London Pokemon wildlife in exchange for BF going on a Pokemon-run later on today. That's a good deal right? He is not getting into it and he needs to get into it- team work makes the dream work. Anyone with helpful Pokemon couple strategies? Answers on a postcard. Or a list 😀