SOCIAL NETWORKS I WON'T BE JOINING

Fictional social networks (for now) with questionable motives.
  1. SnapGram
    Instagram and Snapchat join forces so that your painstaking filter choices disappear 10 seconds after you send them to friends who don't care anyway.
  2. Fumblr
    Social justice warriors meet your ultra-conservative uncle's Facebook tirades about contrails and Obama Bin Laden's secret police. Hilarity ensues, until it doesn't and then you just get sad.
  3. Twittit
    It's Twitter and Reddit but more racist than both.