SOCIAL NETWORKS I WON'T BE JOINING
Fictional social networks (for now) with questionable motives.
- •SnapGramInstagram and Snapchat join forces so that your painstaking filter choices disappear 10 seconds after you send them to friends who don't care anyway.
- •FumblrSocial justice warriors meet your ultra-conservative uncle's Facebook tirades about contrails and Obama Bin Laden's secret police. Hilarity ensues, until it doesn't and then you just get sad.
- •TwittitIt's Twitter and Reddit but more racist than both.