Steps Involved With Looking at My Ex's Facebook Page

  1. 1.
    Something triggers memory of said ex
    Doesn't have to be big. Often isn't.
  2. 2.
    I try to think of anything else full well knowing I will eventually look at their Facebook page
  3. 3.
    I pick up my phone and put it down
    Maybe two or three times
  4. 4.
    Eventually come up with another reason to log onto Facebook
    "Hmmm, I haven't talked to Beth in a while. Let's see what's new with her." (Note: Beth is rarely a real person)
  5. 5.
    Search his name because we're no longer friends
    On Facebook, in life
  6. 6.
    I discover their profile is suddenly set to private
  7. 7.
    I decide this is a direct attack on me
  8. 8.
    As is the profile pic of them with their new significant other
  9. 9.
    Log out.
  10. 10.
    Pour.