The Bad Scary Movies I Watch Far Too Frequently
- 1.Halloween H2OStarring Academy Award nominee Michelle Williams and LL Cool J
- 2.House of WaxIt stars Paris Hilton as a human with emotions so you know it's good
- 3.Scream 3I watch because Parker Posey should have won an Oscar for playing Jennifer Jolie
- 4.Blade: TrinityThe things I do for Ryan Reynolds -- but mostly his abs
- 5.The Skeleton KeyI hear Gena Rowlands howling "Caaaaaroline" in my dreams
- 6.The Final DestinationThis is the one where a pool drain rips out Nick Zano's asshole
- 7.Urban LegendPop rocks.