With minimal participation from me
  1. Putin
  2. The commercialization of the Christian faith
  3. Hospice care
  4. My 3rd cousin Virginia's first grade classmate who urinated on her shoe
  5. Advil
  6. The personality differences between Azorean immigrants from different islands
    "The people from the smaller islands are just so closed-minded."
  7. Pollen
  8. Speculation over which deceased relatives were probably gay
  9. College basketball
  10. Putin
    Repeated here for emphasis
  11. Bed Wetting
    Specifically that I didn't do this as a child even thought that can't be real, right?