THINGS A HUMAN ASKED AT MY FAVORITE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL VIETNAMESE CAFE TODAY
- •1.) Do you have specials today?Answer: "No. We do not have specials."
- •2.) Is there a list of specials today?Answer: "(See number 1)"
- •3.) What vegetables do you have that are fresh today?Answer: "Carrots"
- •4.) What kind of soup do you have?In my head: "You're holding a menu"
- •5.) How much is your soup?In my head again: "YOU'RE HOLDING A MENU!"
- •6.) What vegetables are in your soup?Still in my head: "ARGHABARGLE MENU"
- •7.) And they're fresh vegetables?Answer: "Yes. Very fresh."
- •BONUS: "I'll need more time to decide."She got the soup (pho).