I BAKED MY ASS OFF LAST NIGHT AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN THEM
I hope you don't read any sarcasm in that title because it's all 💯. Straight fire.
- •Pepperoni Rolls"BFD! Anyone can make those." Keep reading, asshole.
- •Cayenne Chili Pepper TrufflesYeah, how's THAT to kick it up a notch.
- •Beer Cheese Mac n CheeseBecause otherwise my mom gets all pissy when I drink on a weekday. "The recipe called for 9 whole beers minus a little at the bottom because I don't like the warm backwash, mom!"
- •Cream Cheese and Chocolate Monkey BreadCROWN ME.