I BAKED MY ASS OFF LAST NIGHT AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN THEM

I hope you don't read any sarcasm in that title because it's all 💯. Straight fire.
  1. Pepperoni Rolls
    "BFD! Anyone can make those." Keep reading, asshole.
  2. Cayenne Chili Pepper Truffles
    Yeah, how's THAT to kick it up a notch.
  3. Beer Cheese Mac n Cheese
    Because otherwise my mom gets all pissy when I drink on a weekday. "The recipe called for 9 whole beers minus a little at the bottom because I don't like the warm backwash, mom!"
  4. Cream Cheese and Chocolate Monkey Bread
    CROWN ME.