THINGS I HATE ABOUT MYSELF AT THE RIPE AGE OF 23

I never envisioned my life like this I don't know how to get out
  1. How fucking excited I get about casual Friday
    I imagine it's how I'd feel if Isis decided to not cut my head off.
  2. There are about 15 different places I want to live, but instead I live with my parents.
    Free food and rent is the hardest thing in the world to give up though
  3. I'm just beginning the "everyone is getting married and pregnant" phase
    Fortunately this issue hasn't impacted many of my close friends. And I knew it would happen, but I'm just not ready for you to get married, okay?
  4. The fact that I usually stay in either Friday or Saturday night or go home at 10:30 I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
  5. I made a LinkedIn today after years of loudly and publicly hating it
    Sold out at 23 and 17 days.
  6. It's starting to become a deal breaker that I don't want to get married or have kids