5 SIMILARITIES BETWEEN DENNIS REYNOLDS AND ME

Have you ever watched an episode of Always Sunny and thought to yourself "Wow, Dennis Reynolds and I are the exact same person." Every time, pal. Every time.
  1. Kennedy Hair
    "Bro I didn't wanna say this earlier but you totally don't have Kennedy Hair"
  2. The Implication
    "You see she can't say no because of the implication that something bad might happen."
  3. May or may not be a serial killer
    "Well we're gonna stalk her and when we catch her we'll kill her and saw her body to pieces" "We're not actually going to kill her right?" "Yeahhhh shit you're right. Well that's no fun."
  4. The Narcissism
    "Look at this route. Perfection. Mac doesn't know shit about football. I'm totally gonna make the Eagles. Man, shoulda popped that shirt off. Really shoulda pop-"
  5. The complete and utter disregard for any and all morals
    "Hi. Um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please."